Tigers 2011 – 2012 Blog

USE YOUR BRAIN……

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Today was a beautiful day to go to the ZOO!!! Suddenly, a zoo keeper asked, “How can I help you?”
“Where are the lions?”I replied, lions being my favourite animal.
“Sorry the lions are closed”he said with a smug look.
“Why is that?” then all of a sudden a deafening roar frightened the zoo keeper away.
“I’m out of here by the way the lions have ESCAPED!!!!!”.

I went to have a look and the whole place was covered by lions they were striking back so the zoo was closed for ever. I still miss going to the zoo it was my favourite, luckily there’s a different zoo.

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I stomped into the supermarket with my mum! I was wearing the most ridiculous dress in the world.”Mum do I have to come,you always bring me to the supermarket its so uncool all my friends don’t come to the supermarket”
“Well you can’t stay at home remember last time you stayed at home you destroyed the house,I cant trust you! Nnow can you go and get me some cheese, it’s by the milk.”So I skipped down the ally in my stupid dress, it followed me every step then the most embarrassing thing happened this lady came up and said, “How can I help you?” that was embarrassing!

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It was a boiling hot day and sweat was streaming down Super Banana’s face.  He went to jump into the swimming pool when… “ha ha ha”Shouted  The Evil Shopkeeper gleefully. ” Now my arch nemesis Super Banana will be eaten!” He screamed! What will happen to Super Banana find out in the next paragraph…

Suddenly Super Orange came in her sparkling tangerine colored dress and emerald neckerchief and cape. She also had  a sparkling purple mask with sparkling silver sequins all over the front. Super Orange said, ” How can I help you?” All Over the shelves there were strange fruits, but soon Super Orange had saved the day!

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I was in my silky , glossy lilac bed . It was morning and the sun spilled in with a sunny smile ! I rose up and stretched , my eyes opened and it all gave me a shock ! -

It was plain , all my toys gone ! My T.V gone ! I burst out in floods of tears , making a big puddle on the chocolate brown, wooden floor . Where was I? I stormed down the tidy stairs . This was not like Mum to have a new style , PLAIN !

” How can I help you ? ” she mumbled .

I realised that she was a  stranger, I ran out the door and DIDN’T RETURN !

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The sun was blazing  high in the sky early, on a Saturday morning. My mum was in the shower singing her favorite  song. I must admit she’s terrible at, singing.  So I decided to wander out of the front  door outside to the front. I had my monster skateboard with me, I love skating. I had some money on me so I went to the mall. Now, this mall had seven floors, so I went to my favorite shop it was called ‘ The amazing sweet shop with many surprises’  I fell down and Sally asked, ” Can I help you?”

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I was lost in a hectic shopping center, I’d been split up from my mum in a massive queue and was dashing about screaming, “MUM MUM WHERE ARE YOU? “I burst out crying in floods of tears, until a nice old man asked me, ” Can I help you?”  He was wearing an ironed suit like had just come from an important meeting.

“Have you lost anything?”he asked.

“Yes, yes I have I have lost my mum!” I started wimpering and crying again, I was really upset!

“Come on let’s ask  security.”

We walked up to a big scary man but then I heard… My MUM!!  We squeezed!!

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On a blazing hot summer day, I felt like I was walking through an ancient, dusty desert . When I saw a mucky puddle of water a few meters away from me, I dashed up to the pit of fresh, clean water as fast as possible. But when I got up to the little puddle on the floor, I was in shock! There was never any water there and there never will be. It was a measly mirage that I had mistaken for a drink. I lumbered back to the dirty path. Then a peculiar voice whispered to me “How can I help you?”

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I pull my bag up on my back, my Uncle swings open the tilted door, it moans and groans, creeks like my Grandad in his chair. The restaurant is alive with shouts and cheers. My heart beats a thousand times a second,  its ages since I last filled my ears with sounds of Scottish rivers and  my eyes with sights and wishes. London is far from this, busy streets and booming people pilling through endless streets.I step inside my room, the curtains are flapping and the window is open , I glare down at my toes, a kitten with sapphire eyes and silver coat.

“How can i help you?” I ask.

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